I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Rude Christmas Cards

A bottle of whisky, a nice new jumper, maybe even a Netflix subscription. All acceptable Christmas presents. Then there's jizzing in the mince pies. Not acceptable. But we've all got a friend we can be as totally unacceptable as we can with so this card might just be perfect for them. A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat. Red text reads I've jizzed in your mince pies.