I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Funny Birthday Card

Who doesn't love a vegan birthday cake? Oh right, quite a lot of you. Here's a card with all ingredients you need to rustle up your own. Just add milk, oh bugger... A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake. Purple and pink text above reads I've made you a vegan birthday cake. The ingredients are sadness, disappointment and despair.