Merry Christmas to you and your Rude Christmas Card

We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a Christmas card to your friend, why not send it to them and their Candy Cane (and another!) too. A white greeting card with rounded green and red text wishing Merry Christmas to you and your pleasure pump, womb broom, disco stick, candy cane, clam hammer, jingle dick, quimstake, arse opener, rumpleforeskin, dicktator, jurassic pork, spam javelin, yoghurt slinger and knobgoblin. This text is surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises.