My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Birthday Card

Who wants a golden eagle as their spirit animal, if you know someone who's is more likely to be a nice bottle of gin then this birthday card would be perfect, especially with a nice tonic and a slice of lime. I want a G'T now. A greeting card with a picture of a classy but slightly drunk looking woman in a smart dress holding a glass to her face. White text above her reads My spirit animal is gin.