F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Wow! What an impressive vegetable! If you know a keen gardener or someone who just like pictures of old men in their pants holding big gourds well then this is the perfect birthday card for them. A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand. White and yellow bold text above reads Oh my gourd! It's your birthday.