F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Here's a slightly amended quote from the Bard himself. He was a bit of a potty mouth don't you think. A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top. Below smart white text reads Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are just c*nts. William Shakespeare.