Unnecessarily offensive Santa Rude Christmas Card

If you had to deliver all those presents in such a short space of time you might be prone to a few expletives like Father Christmas here. A Christmas card with a retro picture Santa Claus against a blue background. A speech bubble from him read I feel like being unnecessarily offensive this Christmas. He also says Merry w*nky f***mas, Santa sucks cocks, Rudolph's big red one and Jingle b*llocks.