F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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A little bit cheeky this one but I know what I can be like. I'm a complete nagging Mary so I'm sort of making fun of myself. A perfect card for anyone in married bliss. A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around. There's a speech bubble coming from the man's mouth saying 'If I said I'll do it you don't need to remind me every six months' in capitalised black font.