F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Here's one benefit of getting that little bit older. You can finally do what you want and not give a f***, I mean there's no point holding back at your age! A birthday card with a 1960s picture of an older woman tucking into an ice cream sundae. Text above her reads Congratulations! You've finally reached that age where you no longer give a f***.