Funny, rude wife Valentine's Day, anniversary, birthday card: Bird table

A rude but funny card for your wife, if you're brave enough to give it to her. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary or Valentine's Day. My wife said if you're bored, why don't you make a bird table. Now she's kicking off because I put her in fifth place! • Blank inside • Printed on high-quality 450gsm white card for a superior finish • Dimensions and details: • A6: 5.875" x 4.125" or 148mm x 105mm - comes with brown kraft envelope • A5: 8.25" x 5.875" or 210mm x 148mm - comes with brown kraft envelope • A4: 11.75" x 8.25" or 297mm x 210mm - comes with banana yellow envelope