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The Completely Honest Candle Co.

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Minimum order €100

All brands in one minimum checkout of €300.00 and always shipping free

  • Since 2021
Who the f are The Completely Honest Candle Co?

Okay, so what’s the real reason you buy candles?
Be honest, it’s not for the subtle top notes of Sandalwood or the boujee French name. It’s probably because you want to get rid of that funky smell coming from your bedroom, or because you’ve run out of ideas for a gift. There’s nothing wrong with that.

The Completely Honest Candle Co are the sarcastic & satirical candle company poking a little bit of fun at the home fragrance industry.
Birthday Greetings Card. F*ck! You're older than I thought.

Birthday Greetings Card. F*ck! You're older than I thought.

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Birthday Greetings Card. Well done for being born on this day.

Birthday Greetings Card. Well done for being born on this day.

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Birthday Greetings Card. I don't like you enough to buy a present.

Birthday Greetings Card. I don't like you enough to buy a present.

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Birthday Greetings Card. I'm too broke to buy you a present

Birthday Greetings Card. I'm too broke to buy you a present

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Greetings Card. Congrats on that thing you did.

Greetings Card. Congrats on that thing you did.

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Greetings Card. Well done, congrats, woo hoo, etc

Greetings Card. Well done, congrats, woo hoo, etc

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Mother's Day Card. Well done for giving birth to me

Mother's Day Card. Well done for giving birth to me

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New Baby Card. Congrats on the baby, soz about the vagina.

New Baby Card. Congrats on the baby, soz about the vagina.

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New Baby Card. Well done for having sex 9 months ago

New Baby Card. Well done for having sex 9 months ago

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Valentine's Card. I guess this makes us official.

Valentine's Card. I guess this makes us official.

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Greetings Card. I can't express my emotions in person

Greetings Card. I can't express my emotions in person

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Greetings Card. It's this or flowers from the petrol station

Greetings Card. It's this or flowers from the petrol station

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The f*ck! I've run out of ideas for a gift candle

The f*ck! I've run out of ideas for a gift candle

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The I'm not spending 60 quid on a candle candle

The I'm not spending 60 quid on a candle candle

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The I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday candle

The I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday candle

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The congrats on that thing you did candle

The congrats on that thing you did candle

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The I think your place smells a bit weird candle

The I think your place smells a bit weird candle

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The my son's bedroom smells like sh*t candle

The my son's bedroom smells like sh*t candle

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The can't be arsed to shop for a present candle

The can't be arsed to shop for a present candle

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The I need to get rid of that funky smell candle

The I need to get rid of that funky smell candle

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The 'I'm too scared to buy my wife lingerie' candle

The 'I'm too scared to buy my wife lingerie' candle

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The cliche present for the bride & groom candle

The cliche present for the bride & groom candle

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The my mum doesn't know that I smoke diffuser

The my mum doesn't know that I smoke diffuser

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The nobody will know you've pooed diffuser

The nobody will know you've pooed diffuser

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The something to hide the wet dog smell diffuser

The something to hide the wet dog smell diffuser

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The I need to get rid of that funky smell diffuser

The I need to get rid of that funky smell diffuser

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The 'I don't know what to get you for Christmas' candle

The 'I don't know what to get you for Christmas' candle

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